Delayed Reaction...

Saturday September 26th 2010. Mississippi State 24 Georgia 12. WHAT THE FUCK?! SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

I mean I've been able to put behind the losses to Vanderbilt, Kentucky, and Colorado in the last few years. I've moved passed the embarrassment of beating Vanderbilt and then the Georgia team stomping on the v. Even the complete cringe worthy mediocrity of last season with the soulless ginger Joe Cox. I surely hoped the dark days were over.  But no, no that is not to be the case. No I already expected to have a 7-5 season. Most likely lose to Arkansas, Florida, South Carolina, Aurburn, possibly Georgia Tech. Then comes this disgraceful performance on Saturday night. My god, a fun drunk day of football turned into a "get blacked out drunk to make the rage go away" type of night. I truly don't even think Georgia can beat Vandi, Tennessee or Kentucky right now. Shit, I just hope we beat Colorado!
These people in this pic could be our coaching staff and team because they all look like retards right now.

Why didn't I get a week off randomly during high school?

So I'm driving around today, around 11:30 or 12, and start seeing all these high school kids just driving around in their cars. I'm thinking this is way to many kids just skipping class, especially at noon? C'mon now. I then drive by the school and see that there are no cars in the parking lot. Again, what the hell? I then find out from my sister that this is the new thing that there doing with the schools. Just giving them a week off I guess every now and then. I don't know the exact schedule, I kinda stopped listening after I heard they were doing this now and it pissed me off. For one at myself, I really need to start keeping up with what's going on in society, and second, why the fuck did I not get this when I was in school?! I mean this is complete bull shit! How many times during your 18 years of school (not counting college, obvi dummy) did you dream of just having a week off that didn't have a holiday or spring break attached to it? Well for me? All the fucking time! So not only do these little bastards get christmas, spring break, their half day wednesdays (which if they still get that then I'll lose my damn mind) or any other holiday they get a week off! I'll have to get bored enough to research it, but I actually want to know if this happens anymore in the school year. Worst of all, my school experience, minus this bull shit week off, has now aged me to the point that when I talk about how I had it in school I'll sound like my grandparents talking about there days in school. "Well back in my day....." Fucking hell, I'm 27 and now I've been forced into that type of story segue. I wasn't expecting that to happened till I was at least in my 40's or 50's. Shit!

The Jukebox #4 - Top Ten of the Week

1. The Bravery - Above and Below
2. The Hundred in the Hands - Gold Blood
3. Maximum Balloon / Tunde Adebimpe - Absent of Light
4. Viva Voce - Devotion
5. The Stills - Eastern Europe
6. Fake Problems - The Magazines
7. Klaxons - Echoes
8. Ghostland Observatory - Shoot 'em Down
9. Black Mountain - The Hair Song
10. Crime in Stereo - Third Atlantic

Nerd Alert! #1 - Why Walking Dead is an amazing comic and soon to be TV series..

So on Halloween Night at 10pm if you're not drunk out of your mind at a costume party or haven't left to said party, then put on AMC (or check ondemand later if you have to) to watch what's soon to be or should be one of the best TV series ever. This show is called The Walking Dead. The brain children behind this show is Frank Darabont (Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile) and Charles H. Eglee (The Shield, Dexter) so that's one reason I'm hyping up this show. The main reason I'm hyping up this show is mainly because the graphic novel is one of the best around. The series takes a basic story that we all know and love, the zombie story, and make it a compelling and character driven story to the point where the zombies are just set pieces that you soon start to forget about as the story progresses. The transformation of all the main cast, especially Rick Grimes, is incredible. All the struggles that the cast go through are, for me, never really shown in typical zombie movies. Also all the moral dilemmas that each character is put through in this new world of zombies slowly starts to make the cast more harden sometimes barbaric in situations. The main thing that will make this an amazing series is the amount of drama, and to be blunt, the holy shit moments that happen in this comic series. There are so many holy shit moments in this series (and I'm currently 3 paperbacks behind which is killing me) that I'm worried that they won't be able to show it on AMC. HBO most definitely, but probably not AMC, which I'm really intrigued how they will pull off some of these scenes. Especially all the things that happen during the course of the cast dealing with The Governor. Which brings to another reason why this will be a amazing series, every week you will literally not know what happens next. Cast members are not safe and they will lose limbs, get infected, and die. Leading to more people coming in. In the series I'm pretty sure the main cast has changed 3 or 4 times. Anyway I'm rambling now, but do yourself a favor and be somebody and watch The Walking Dead on Oct. 31st.

New Music Tuesday

Albums to purchase or download (whatever)

Klaxons - Surfing the Void
Fake Problems - Real Ghosts Caught on Tape
The Hundred in the Hands - The Hundred in the Hands
Maximum Balloon - Maximum Balloon
Margot and the Nuclear So & So's - Buzzard
Movus - Maxa FireKeeper
The Holy Sea - Ghosts on the Horizon

Monday Night Countdown.... C'mon Man!

Aaah Monday Night Football, I really want to watch the entire game but I don't really want to go to bed at 11:30 or 12. Maybe, here's a thought, shorten the amount of time wasted on pre game programming. I really don't need a SportsCenter Monday Night Kickoff then another Monday Night Countdown where I'm just going to be hearing the same thing. The only redeeming thing for the Monday Night Countdown is the C'mon Man segment. Also Chris Berman you sound like a lung cancer patient. Bad enough your on sundays (thank god Fox has a pre game show and CBS) screwing up my hangover day right in the morning since you show up out of nowhere on SportsCenter, but the fact you're still lingering around on monday is killing my soul. Also I want to punch the guy who decided to put Steve Young, Keyshawn Johnson and Trent Dilfer on TV in the face. I'm perfectly happy with TJ, Chris Carter and Ditka, but these three guys? C'mon man! Dilfer offers nothing of value except trying to figure out which player he decides to man crush all over. Keyshawn Johnson? All this guy does is justify wide receivers acting like greedy diva whores when the majority of the panel offer criticism of them acting like this. Other than that, nothing else. Which brings me to Steve Young, this guy just looks like an asshole. The type of asshole that will kick your cat and then befriend you only to go fuck your mother and sister and then key your car just for shits and giggles. I can't stand him. He's that annoying prick who always thinks he right and wants to just shove it in your face. Also, I can't possibly fathom how Matt Millen cannot go ballistic on Young when he interrupts him or makes some condescending comment after he gives his analysis or opinion. I never thought I would miss Emmitt Smith's idiotic or lack there of commentating (analysis? whatever).  Just replace these dumb dicks with Mark Schlereth, Herm Edwards, Marcellus Wiley and Wendi Nix or Suzy Kolber for Berman.

The Jukebox #3 - Start the Week off of Work Right

1. Black Mountain - The Way to Go
2. Amazing Baby - Headdress
3. The Bravery - Above and Below
4. The Black Keys - Strange Times
5. Linkin Park - Robot Boy
6. The Format - Wait, Wait, Wait
7. Weezer - Ruling Me
8. Interpol - Try it On
9. Film School - Meet Around 10
10. New Young Pony Club - We Want To
11. Ghostland Observatory - Sad Sad City
12. Breathe Carolina - The Dressing Room
13. Anberlin - A Whisper & A Clamour
14. You Me at Six - Take Your Breathe Away
15. Young Galaxy - Wailing Wall
16. Wavves - Linus Spacehead
17. Riva Starr - I was Drunk
18. Foals - After Glow
19. Foreign Born - Winter Games

20. The Joy Formidable - While the Flies

What in Hells Bells is happening?

So, just found out that Footloose is being remade. Why? Does this really need to be remade? And by the guy who directed Hustle and Flow no less! I mean is that guy really hurting for cash? I know Dennis Quaid is since he's in this movie. I mean that guys a good director and he couldn't find something better to do than remake Footloose? I mean there have been some good remakes lately, but most of them are kind of unnecessary. I mean other than Batman and Star Trek (and others I don't feel like typing out, but I'm sure you all can think of them), remakes can suck. I have a feeling this is going to be the new Bewitched and I could tell from that trailer that was going to be a big steamy pile of shit. They better have the original theme for god sake. If I have to listen to a shitty remake from some American Idol, teenage Jonas Brother, shitty emo geek than.... who knows? Probably just put on some Hall and Oates and try to make the hate go away.

Also if James Cameron really finds a network to make a True Lies TV show the world will surely end. This is the dumbest idea ever I've ever heard and will most certainly suck ass. No Schwarzenegger and Arnold? Then what's the fucking point?

The Jukebox #2 - College Football Edition

Since Georgia lost today. What helps me get through the day.

1. Hall and Oates - You Make My Dreams
2. Wolfmother - Sundial
3. Placebo - Pure Morning
4. Portugal the Man - All My People
5. Def Leppard - Armageddon it
6. Bon Jovi - Livin' on a Prayer
7. Black Mountain - Old Fangs
8. The Blackout - Top of the World
9. Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight
10. Muse - Plug in Baby

Mario Kart got it right.

What's the deal with people driving down or up on ramps and going like 35 or 40 mph? Seriously, what's going through these idiots heads? "Oh, I'm about to merge onto the interstate with cars going 65 to 75 mph. I guess I should just pretend I'm in a school zone and go as slow as possible and maybe stop at the end and pretend I'm at a yield sign." As much as I want scientists to create teleportation, I think we should for now take a book out of mario kart. Install our cars with turtle shells and allow us to shoot these fuckers off the road. Even when you're having a good day, the moment you get behind these incompetent idiots your entire day just goes to shit over the reality of having to comprehend that this actually happening and realizing you're not stuck on some nightmare sitcom (Let's say Two and Half Men). If playing the Mario games has taught me anything it's that if any unnecessary obstacle is in your way then shoot it with a turtle shell (or fireball) and move on with your day and don't look back. If people get injured or worse? Well, fuck 'em. Shouldn't have provoked me to shoot a purple turtle shell of death at you by driving like a retarded monkey.

Does anyone else think it's weird to see a midget driving an F-150 XL?

The Jukebox #1

A List of my Top Ten fav songs at the moment

1. Placebo - Running Up That Hill
2. Crime in Stereo - I Stateside
3. The Joy Formidable - While the Flies
4. Mclusky - The World Loves Us and Is Our Bitch
5. Foreign Born - That Old Sun
6. Young Galaxy - Wailing Wall
7. You Me at Six - Take Your Breathe Away
8. General Elektriks - Helicopter
9. Crystal Castles - Suffocation
10. Straylight Run - Hands in the Sky (Big Shot)

Who are the biggest douchebags again?

So today on my way to school I look in my rear view mirror and I see an asshole right on my bumper, so I have to start going the speed limit. It then occurs to me that I think that we as a society have lost touch with who, I guess, are the true douchebags of the world. I mean it's quite easy to loose sight of this with shows like Jersey Shore and Big Brother. Shows like these broadcast the type of douchebags that we all hate when we go to Buckhead or any trendy bar in the city (though those bars usually suck anyway). In the larger scheme of things though these people are but minor announces. All you need to do is go to another bar anyway. No the biggest douchebags of all are cops period. Think about it. They drive right up your ass (no gay jokes. grow up) forcing you to slow down to the speed limit (annoying). When they pull you over they always say the same thing, "Do you know why I pulled you over?", which is the equivalent of being at a bar and hearing "bro" every second. Then the conversation ends with them giving you their only meaningful thing in life, a ticket. Which is like their fist pump or cheesy attempt at reenacting the high five from Top Gun. Worst of all , they post up on the side of the road stalking people, much like the douche you see standing at bar not ordering and just taking up space and pissing off everyone who wants to order.

So there think about it.
It's all true or maybe I'm just pissed because I almost got pulled over and I just wanted to go get my final done with.
On a side note: If you never watched the show Chuck watch it. It's awesome.

You Are What You Eat.

I can't stand to see fat obese chicks walk around in unflattering tight clothes (which are 99% of time to tight for them to be wearing to begin with) with a strut and attitude thinking their hot shit like a celebrity or something. I have to fight the urge to go buy a Big Mac and then proceed to throw it in their face. Even worse when they try to wear bikinis (shutter.....). Somethings aren't meant to be seen.....

Proof Reading

Always a good thing to learn. 

Be Afraid....

Does anyone else enjoying smiling and waiving at someone when they're honking and flicking you off when you cut them off? Even though when you got in their lane there was a car length and a half between you two?
Here's a cool drawing from Jeff Lemire's Sweet Tooth. Good Comic.