So today on my way to school I look in my rear view mirror and I see an asshole right on my bumper, so I have to start going the speed limit. It then occurs to me that I think that we as a society have lost touch with who, I guess, are the true douchebags of the world. I mean it's quite easy to loose sight of this with shows like Jersey Shore and Big Brother. Shows like these broadcast the type of douchebags that we all hate when we go to Buckhead or any trendy bar in the city (though those bars usually suck anyway). In the larger scheme of things though these people are but minor announces. All you need to do is go to another bar anyway. No the biggest douchebags of all are cops period. Think about it. They drive right up your ass (no gay jokes. grow up) forcing you to slow down to the speed limit (annoying). When they pull you over they always say the same thing, "Do you know why I pulled you over?", which is the equivalent of being at a bar and hearing "bro" every second. Then the conversation ends with them giving you their only meaningful thing in life, a ticket. Which is like their fist pump or cheesy attempt at reenacting the high five from Top Gun. Worst of all , they post up on the side of the road stalking people, much like the douche you see standing at bar not ordering and just taking up space and pissing off everyone who wants to order.
So there think about it.
It's all true or maybe I'm just pissed because I almost got pulled over and I just wanted to go get my final done with.
On a side note: If you never watched the show Chuck watch it. It's awesome.
so true bro.
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