Monday Night Countdown.... C'mon Man!

Aaah Monday Night Football, I really want to watch the entire game but I don't really want to go to bed at 11:30 or 12. Maybe, here's a thought, shorten the amount of time wasted on pre game programming. I really don't need a SportsCenter Monday Night Kickoff then another Monday Night Countdown where I'm just going to be hearing the same thing. The only redeeming thing for the Monday Night Countdown is the C'mon Man segment. Also Chris Berman you sound like a lung cancer patient. Bad enough your on sundays (thank god Fox has a pre game show and CBS) screwing up my hangover day right in the morning since you show up out of nowhere on SportsCenter, but the fact you're still lingering around on monday is killing my soul. Also I want to punch the guy who decided to put Steve Young, Keyshawn Johnson and Trent Dilfer on TV in the face. I'm perfectly happy with TJ, Chris Carter and Ditka, but these three guys? C'mon man! Dilfer offers nothing of value except trying to figure out which player he decides to man crush all over. Keyshawn Johnson? All this guy does is justify wide receivers acting like greedy diva whores when the majority of the panel offer criticism of them acting like this. Other than that, nothing else. Which brings me to Steve Young, this guy just looks like an asshole. The type of asshole that will kick your cat and then befriend you only to go fuck your mother and sister and then key your car just for shits and giggles. I can't stand him. He's that annoying prick who always thinks he right and wants to just shove it in your face. Also, I can't possibly fathom how Matt Millen cannot go ballistic on Young when he interrupts him or makes some condescending comment after he gives his analysis or opinion. I never thought I would miss Emmitt Smith's idiotic or lack there of commentating (analysis? whatever).  Just replace these dumb dicks with Mark Schlereth, Herm Edwards, Marcellus Wiley and Wendi Nix or Suzy Kolber for Berman.