Antonio Gates and Miles Austin. You've just hit the Shit list.

Well it's Sunday so anyone who's really into sports knows that today is fantasy football day. A day where we sit back, open our laptops, turn on NFL Red Zone (or Fox and CBS) and begin a lazy day of watching grown ass men beat the shit out each other up and down the field. With the ultimate goal in giving us as many points as possible so we can win, move onto the playoffs and win that large sum of money we all have contributed in. But, I'm sure in most cases today, most of us were fucked over by these two individuals: Antonio Gates and Miles Austin. I had the displeasure of taking on a good friend of mine who's a cross between Ellen Degeneres and donkey from Shrek who had both these fuckers on his team. Victory seemed to be in my sight even with a lack Wide Receiver help which eventually led to my downfall (Fuck you also Peyton Manning and Joe Flacco. Especially you Flacco, throw to Boldin more often!). So for Gates I will simply quote The League with a "I hope you get mouth cancer." I now know your pain Ruxon. For Miles Austin I hope you get multiple std's from your time with the Kardashian skank with the nice ass. Also maybe a season ending injury for you and Roy Williams so Dez Bryant will be worth drafting. Here's to better luck next weekend. Side note Laura Vandervoort is smoking hot. Like murder people to be with her type of hot.