If you ever wonder how stupid someone you know is just see how they react when they're driving and it starts to rain. Why do you ask? Rain has become the official "How fucking stupid are you" test. I say that because the true idiocy of people becomes fully apparent when it starts to rain. They start driving like they just got there got their drivers permit and drive as slow as a 90 year old in the fast lane who shouldn't be driving in the first place. The best part about these dumb ass fuckos is when it does start to rain (and I'm not talking full on heavy rain that makes you put your wipers on full blast) they immediately break like a damn tree just fell in the street. You literally start wanting these people to die just for their stupidity. If you don't then you must be a Zen Master. I don't see how any rational person sees how these people drive and don't want to ram their car into a ditch. The funniest and most road rage inducing offense is when the rain has stopped, but the road is still wet, these idiots drive on the interstate like they're driving in a fucking neighborhood!
It's incredible to me how bad people handle driving in the rain. It's like watching people devolve back to Neanderthals and seeing fire for the first time. It's just utterly pathetic. I hope these irritating jack asses go home and pray every night that we eventually get those autopilot cars they had in I Robot, Minority Report and Demolition Man. I don't care which design they go with. I just want a less annoying drive when it starts raining.
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