Leave the fucking dog at home...

What's with people bringing their damn dog EVERYWHERE they fucking go? I mean seriously, do you really need to bring your dog to Costco or Home Depot? I mean, don't get me wrong, I just love driving through a parking lot and almost getting hit because some stupid bitch wants to have muffin pretend she's driving a moving vehicle. You men and women who bring your dogs with you everywhere get over your separation anxiety and leave them at home. If I ever get hit by one of these fucking idiots I'm suing the shit out of them and taking everything they own just based on principle. And I don't care if they got 8 kids. It's these idiots fault that they'll be sharing a cardboard box out on the street having to do special "favors" to get money to buy food to eat. "Sorry Mindy, it's your day for 'chores.'" You want to walk them? Then go to the park or hell, the sidewalk outside your apartment complex or your fucking neighborhood. Dogs aren't children. It's socially acceptable to leave your dogs outside in the backyard chained up till you get home. They even got dog crates they can hang out in while you're shopping. I know the wonderment of seeing your dog shitting in a retail store is just to amazing to pass up, but no one else shares your excitement. Also, what's with people buying sweaters and other clothes for their dogs? I mean halloween costumes? I'm cool with that. It's appropriate, but do you really think that your dog is excited to get some jacket that you got them for christmas or their birthday? When you're putting those things on your dog and better yet after you put the jacket on you can just look at the dog's reaction and see how miserable they're feeling. Its like giving them an apple or candy corn for halloween. Dogs get more excited when they get a chew toy or a bone. It's the equivalent of when I was six or seven and I got the Technodrome and the Turtle Blimp for Christmas. It's one of those "Best Day of my Life" moments. So, what have we learned? Leave pups at home and no doggy clothes (lame).

Yeah that's right.