Wendy's. Is it the greatest fast food on earth? Fuck yeah it is!

So had some Wendy's this week (I'm good for about 2 to 3 times a week)  and after enjoying the hell out of some $1 menu sandwiches I felt compelled to go on top of a mountain and make a proclamation that Wendy's is the GREATEST fast food on the fucking planet. Why do you ask? First off it you have to ask then you're completely out of your element and have not gone out and lived and devoured this amazingness. I mean fuck, where do you start? The value meals? Nothing short of brilliance. It's got the single burgers (regular, baconator, and bacon deluxe) which are just for the pussies who count there carbs or whatever the fuck they count. The real start of the menu starts with the double cheeseburger onto the classic triple and then the greatest creation brought by man, the Baconator. I mean how can you not love the baconator? Get a double or triple and your sent off to extacy. Then it's cool younger brother the bacon deluxe is also amazing. God Bless anyone who decides that the only thing to make a hamburger more delicious is to add more bacon. Bacon, the sweet nectar of life and the curer of all problems. But it's not just the burgers that are amazing, the chicken wraps, the chicken club, and homestyle fillet are all mouth watering. Let's not forget the spicy chicken sandwich that burns so good and the countless salads, chicken nuggets and everything else they have. I could go on all day about my love of Wendy's and how it's amazing. If you're one of the lucky few who get to experience their breakfast menu, which put's everyone else's to shame, then savor it because it's not available everywhere. Which is complete bull shit. A breakfast menu that amazing should be available everywhere. It's so damn good I'm willing to drive from marietta to Buckhead or Smyrna (only two locations I know that have it) to get it. The seasoning they use in the sausage is to die for and their chicken biscuit is the equivalent of two chick filet chicken biscuits put together. It's fucking epic in size. Also the Artisan Egg Sandwich? Makes you wanna standup and beg for buttermilk. Don't believe me? Google this shit! The menu is amazing! Man, all this Wendy's talk is making me hungry, might go make for a run.