Company Name Watching.... yeah.

So does anyone else enjoy laughing at company names that people come up with? No one? Is that crickets I hear? Well if you're looking for an alternative to people watching while in your car than Company name watching is the next best thing! Why? Because they're are truly tons random names out there. Like today on my way home from work. I'm just driving and all of the sudden I see on some guys van Motivated Movers. Probably not the funniest thing ever, but if you think about it's a pretty random name. How is it a random name? Think dumb ass! Has anyone in the history of the world ever been motivated to move shit? The answer is no. Like the caveman who invented the wheel, he created the wheel because he wasn't motivated to move whatever caveman had to move back then. I mean I don't think it's possible to hire someone who could be motivated to move stuff. They might come in to the situation with good intentions and wanting to earn their check, but all those factors quickly leave when the see the asshole who wants you to move some worthless China set cabinets (Don't get me started on this worthless purchase). Those things immediately kill your soul. Also, do you think they might have some type of pep rally morning meeting. Maybe start the meeting with the Rocky IV Soundtrack and reenact some montages? Or maybe this is wishful thinking on my part, but maybe the most motivating thing they can do is play Ace of Base's Beautiful Life. Huh? You ask? If you don't immediately get pumped up when that first piano note comes at you at the beginning of the song than you have no soul. You are Scrooge before the ghost and Tiny Tim. You're the asshole that laughed when Mufasa died. So....... there. Whew! Anyway, then I saw a place called The Hot Nails. Now I need to do more research on this, but I'm pretty sure that all nail salons have some funny random names. For some reason The Hot Nails stuck with me. I mean a name like that they have to be the greatest nail salon on earth! Better than Queen Latifah's place in Barbershop 2 at least. I mean there either the best or there incredibly bad. Like the type of bad when Tisha Campbell-Martin guest stared on Fresh Prince of Bel Air and everything on her was fake. Nails, hair and everything. Then Will Smith did that hilarious song (yes, the clip is provided below). So this is just a taste of company name watching and all the pop culture references you can put into it. Plus it makes dealing with traffic more enjoyable.