Stupid People. We see them everyday. On television, on the road, in the grocery store, you know EVERYWHERE! You see them and at some point every day they do something to just fuck your day up somehow. It ranges from just a few minutes, maybe a couple hours, or just your entire day. Hell, maybe a week or longer. You have to deal with their idiotic questions, which usually involve giving them an answer that anyone with common sense would of known the answer to before asking the damn thing and wasting your time. Then you got the classic stupid person. The stupid sports guy. You all know the stupid sports guy, he's the moron who's so desperate to be one of the guys that he jumps into any conversation that involves whatever game was on the night before or during the weekend. What makes him stupid is that he never knows what he's talking about, easiest example (which I was actually witnessed to) this one guy is talking about the NCAA Basketball Tournament. Duke won the national title the night before and this jackass starts talking about the game and asks us who we think is going to win the national title. What did we do? What else would you do in this situation? Fuck with the guy and make him look dumber for the next hour and a half until you get bored and tell him Duke already won that's what you do! I would delve into the stupid driver part of this rant, but I could go on all day about how much I hate the stupid driver. The stupid driver must be destroyed and vanquished for my life forever. Annihilated like Milli Vanilli's career. The biggest offender though, other than the before mentioned stupid driver, is the stupid person in line.
The stupid person in line is by far the most frustrating motherfucker of them all. Why? Because, the stupid person in line is actually seen and heard in plain view. Unlike the stupid driver, where you don't have to actually interact with the person or here his/her voice, you have to listen to the stupid person in line and their stupid argument or whatever waste of time bitching that they're doing. What makes them suck at life so much is the fact that you don't get to sit in driver seat while dealing with this, no, you are fucking standing while this is going on! You have to stand there, for what feels like forever, listening to the stupidest argument or conversation that's going on and getting uncomfortable to the point that you start rearranging your stance to the point that you look like a pop singer that's singing with attitude at guy that did her wrong and she's just not going to take it anymore. What we need to do is take all the stupid people, all of them (except the mentally challenged people since they can't help it and are usually smarter than the people I've mentioned), and ship them off to the worst place on earth. Like Antarctica, Wyoming, Delaware, Canada or Finland. Then make them watch rerun upon reruns of Power Rangers, Fraiser, Mad About You and worst of all Saved by the Bell: The New Class! No mercy to these offenders of common sense and normal brain function.
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