Ah Georgia, yes we normally only get like maybe 1 inch of snow when were expected to get a "storm", which leads to everyone freaking out and schools closing for no reason, but this year you had the chance to finally be somebody. To show all the jerk offs that scoff and laugh at your residents for being complete morons and pussies when it comes to snow and all the mass freak outs and increases sales of milk and frozen pizzas that happen in the ensuing panic and tell them to go fuck themselves! But, alas, no, you don't do this. Your Department of Transportation did an absolute worthless job of making your roads safe for people to drive. It took you 3 days to make any progress of clearing the interstate of ice! Are you kidding me!? I mean seriously, I know we haven't had this type of snow storm since like '93, but still, you have to be more prepared then the shit that happened with this storm. I mean come on! Did the DOT only have like 2 snow plows or something? Ridiculous. What's more ridiculous is all the dumb asses I had to deal with on the road. Whether its rain, snow or ice all the stupid dumb ass drivers that live in Georgia come out to play. It's like they hibernate in their parents basement waiting in baited breath for the weather to turn bad so they can emerge from their dungeon of World of Warcraft, Reality TV, no friends lair and go out and fuck up everyone's day with their lack there of driving capabilities. It never fails. Literally you have to go into hero mode while on the road and risk going into another lane that's icey so you can pass this dumb shit who actually believes that they're going to make it up that hill moving at 5 mph. Best of all, the people who start breaking when their car starts to shift, instead of just taking your foot off the gas and NOT PANICKING and straightening up your steering wheel. I'm not even going to get into all the ridiculous traffic you suffer at 11 am, because it will just infuriate me more than I already am. So, whew, any back to you Georgia, seriously, get your shit together. Your looking like that kid in high school that people think is nice, but don't think is cool enough to invite to the big friday night party. You're better than that! Have you forgotten you're theme song "Welcome to Atlanta"? What would Luda or Dupri think?
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